He was a great dancer except for two problems ... his feet!!!
Question: How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Five ! ... Six ! ... Seven ! ... Eight !
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Q: Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a moth ball.
Q: How do hens dance?
A: Chick-to-chick (cheek)
Q: Which dance will a chicken not do ?
A: The foxtrot !
Q: What animals are poor dancers?
A: Four legged ones because they have two left feet.
Q: What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?
A: She called a toe truck!
Q: What kind of dance do rabbits like best?
A: Hip HOP !
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer is our favorite?
A: Dancer
Q: What dance did the Pilgrims do?
A: The Plymouth Rock.
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A: At the snow ball.
Q: What's the snake’s favourite dance?
A: The Mamba!
Q: What do cars do at a disco?
A: Brake dance.
Q: Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
A: Because they both looked sharp!
Q: What do ghosts dance to?
A: Soul music.
Q: What is a duck's favorite dance ?
A: The quackstep !
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped and fell down the drain.
Q: Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?
A: Because the jar top said, "Twist to open."
Q: Where do dancers go for breakfast?
A: I-Hop
Q: How do they dance in Arabia?
A: Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)
Q: What do you have when only one line dancer comes to the party?
A: A one liner.
Q: What do baby swans dance to ?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes !
Q: What kind of dance do buns do?
A: A-bun-dance (abundance).
Q: What is a frog's favorite dance?
A: The Lindy Hop.
Come and trip it as ye go,
On the light fantastic toe.
— John Milton (1608-1674), English Author
L'Allegro (l. 33)
On the light fantastic toe.
— John Milton (1608-1674), English Author
L'Allegro (l. 33)
